Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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