okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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