I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize