these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
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Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We have so much sex to catch up on
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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