Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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