I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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