I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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