The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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