Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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