I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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