How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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