When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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