Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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