Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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