Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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