Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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