I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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