gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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