you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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