At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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