The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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