I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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