fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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