Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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