I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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