So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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