I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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