worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
as a side note pls kill me
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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