how can u be prego again
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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