ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just puked most of my soul out..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
