yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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