yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
