so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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