What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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