the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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