Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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