I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
