I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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