quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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