it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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