What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We left an ass print on the piano.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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