tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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