Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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