Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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