She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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