HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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