69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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