A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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