Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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