nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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