So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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