They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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