next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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