Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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