u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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