no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
where are my eyebrows?
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