I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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