saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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