Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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